my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
instead of calling Piper/Jason jasper, or something like that, why don’t we call it ‘Lightning-McLean’ ??
PETITION TO MAKE THIS A THING
Only if Hazel/Jason can be called Diamond In The Sky.
holy fuck Nico and Piper is Drop Dead Beauty
I hope you guys understand that you have started a revolution
HOLY CRAPCAKES
Why aren’t percy and Annabeth:
oh god my grandmother had a stroke last night and now we’re in Georgia at the hospital and I’ve been sobbing for hours and they’re going to take her off life support as soon as my asshole dad gets here (he wasn’t even going to COME) and I don’t even know the last time I talked to her fuck I miss her so much and she hasn’t regained consciousness since last night.
omg no but like women could literally end men and rule the world bc of that like thing where they turn eggs into sperm so like we could refuse men and take over the world if we wanted so like watch out boys we could end ur species
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
Actors who appeared in Doctor Who and Harry Potter
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
